Ah, sleep! A most wonderful thing. It refreshes us after a long day, recharges our batteries after running around like a chicken with our heads cut off and allows for simple relaxation after a hectic day. Well, for most of us it does. Me, not so much. I tend to be a bit of a tweaker when it comes to "sleep". It's not an insomnia thing, I don't think, because I can fall asleep pretty much anywhere. It's the staying asleep and not going all wonky while trying to sleep. What do I do that is so bad you ask (or don't ask, im telling you anyways)? Weeeell, let us see, I go all ninja and pert near jump out of bed at times. I imagine people are standing there watching me. I talk/walk/flip flop in my sleep. Ah, and the "restless Dott syndrome", that's is a fun one too. "But Dott, you should just take something to knock you out", you say? If only it were that easy, grasshopper, that crap only makes it worse. What causes this crud? Who knows, cause I know I don't. So, to all you people who actually get sleep, I bow to you! Oh masters of the sleep cycle, teach me the ways...
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